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Allow Everyday Humor to Help You Straighten Up and Fly Right (Everyday)

It’s so easy to get caught up in the little daily details and forget to appreciate the humor of the moment. Some of my favorite people have a gift for seeing the humorous side of everything, and that’s refreshing.

Everyone loves to laugh (well, almost everyone) . . . so this message is a reminder that it’s good for us.

I wrote a song a while back to help me remember the wisdom of this favorite quote . . .

“Life is too important to be taken seriously.” — Oscar Wilde

Here’s a link to the song . . .

http://www.somemusicmatters.com/DescX.html#Anchor15

Here are a few great ideas about humor, and then an actual example of humor in action:

“Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.” – Edward De Bono

“True humor is fun – it does not put down, kid, or mock. It makes people feel wonderful, not separate, different, and cut off. True humor has beneath it the understanding that we are all in this together.” – Hugh Prather

“A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.” – Clive James

And now (drum roll please) an example of people wise enough to appreciate the humor in their everyday lives . . .

After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a ‘gripe sheet,’ which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.

Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by UPS’ pilots and the solutions recorded by the aircraft mechanics.

(By the way, UPS is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident.)

PILOT: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
MECHANIC: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
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PILOT: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
MECHANIC: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
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PILOT: Something loose in cockpit
MECHANIC: Something tightened in cockpit
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PILOT: Dead bugs on windshield.
MECHANIC: Live bugs on back-order.
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PILOT: Auto pilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent…
MECHANIC: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
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PILOT: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
MECHANIC: Evidence removed.
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PILOT: DME volume unbelievably loud.
MECHANIC: DME volume set to more believable level.
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PILOT: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
MECHANIC: That’s what friction locks are for.
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PILOT: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
MECHANIC: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
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PILOT: Suspected crack in windshield.
MECHANIC: Suspect you’re right.
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PILOT: Number 3 engine missing.
MECHANIC: Engine found on right wing after brief search
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PILOT: Aircraft handles funny.
MECHANIC: Aircraft warned to be serious, straighten up, and fly right.
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PILOT: Target radar hums.
MECHANIC: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
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PILOT: Mouse in cockpit.
MECHANIC: Cat installed.
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PILOT: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
MECHANIC: Took hammer away from midget.

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